her vagine was all disorganized.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Be still, my beating vagina.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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