even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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