this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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