So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
