She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I am available for nakedness
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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