We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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