He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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