im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
You took a bar mat shot.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
You may now shotgun with the bride
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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