I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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