Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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