is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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