Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
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