Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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