return my video game
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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