I have demons in me.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I just blew my weed a kiss
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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