I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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