the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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