It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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