he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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