she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
