I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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