This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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