theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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