I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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