I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
