Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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