Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Randomize
