he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Randomize
