he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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