I love black thongs
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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