So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
There's always time for handjobs
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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