Well apparently he's into motor boating.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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