butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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