There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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