She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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