Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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