Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
