the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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