The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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