People in love make me want to vomit
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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