he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Randomize