apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
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