batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
You smell like stripper and shame
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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