you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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