your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
