Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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