he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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