So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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