i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
