friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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