I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
So many bounce houses so little time
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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