are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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