Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
