Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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