I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
