I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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