He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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