cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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